Son, I think your friend knocked me up. He's always inside cums

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

You call me a whore, Uncle Dima, and your daughter is also a whore

She gave her lover to her daughter so she wouldn't rat her husband out. Fuckers

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her